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RAW IS WAR on March 15, 1999 comes to you LIVE from San Jose, CA!! Wrestlemanie XV is just two weeks away!! Who knows what will happen tonight!!
Nine o'clock strikes and this crowd has more fire under thier ass than the fireworks!! We're only 2 weeks away from Wrestlemania, Rock and Wight are getting tense, Austin is lickin his chops, he can taste the title, and Mankind just wants to ref!
DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN!?! CROWD GOES NUTS!! HUGE POP FOR ROCK!! Rock grabs a mic. "Stone Cold Steve Austin, you have got exactly 13 unlucky days till the Rock does what he does best, and that is lay the SMACK DOWN on your candy ass!!" Rock starts giving Austin 2 options, but is cut off by a Rocky Sucks chant! Options are either run or come to WM and get your ass beat all over God's green earth!
Now addresses Paul Wight, (Austin chant) talks about what happened last night on Heat, Austin said that he and Wight were working together. He calls out Paul Wight! Crowd wants to talk along with Rock as he says "If ya SMEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL" then he says, "Hey! This isn't sing along with the champ!" This was definitely one of the Rock's best monologues in a long time!
McMahon comes to the ring. (Asshole Chant) Mcmahon got a problem with Monkey Crap, says the Rock is cookin a big load of Monkey Crap. "What you need is a reality check, Dwayne!" McMahon says all that Rock became is thanks to him. McMahon, "You may think this is your WWF Championship, IT'S MINE! But you're not going to lose it..." Says he thinks of Rock like he thinks of Shane. Says their families have been watching out for each other for 3 generations. McMahon says that Wight will make sure that Rock walks out of WM with the title.
Just as he says that, "Big Show" Paul Wight comes to the ring. "What do you mean, I'm not as quick on the uptake as you or him? I'm gonna take one of them great big checks and cash it in on his punk ass!" McMahon says that he will do exactly as he says because McMahon always gets what he pays for, then he SLAPS PAUL WIGHT!! Wight drives McMahon in the corner and tells him NEVER TO TOUCH HIM EVER AGAIN!! Rock just stands by and watches. McMahon says that this is what Austin and the fans want! But McMahon arranges a match where Rock and Wight will take on Austin and Mankind! He then demands them to shake hands and the do!
Everybody leaves the ring, Cole and King talk a bit about tonights card, but then a crew of handymen come to ringside with a bunch of plywood and tools. What's going on?? We'll find out after this Mankind Chef-Boy-Ar-Dee commercial....
We come back to a vignette of a house with a 50's Sitcom theme and 50's car in the driveway, the mailbox said Cleavage.
King asks the guy what they were building, the carpenter said that he was just doing a job he was paid to do.
'Road Dogg' Jesse James vs. Val Venis - Intercontinental Championship Match This one is lookin to be a good match. Hello Ladies! King says that Val Venis said that he will win this match in 3 minutes. (there are some pretty funny signs in the crowd tonight!) Check out "___ of the Week" when ya can for those! Match is back and forth, Val misses the Money Shot. Val in a near fall. Action back and forth with a lot of head bashing moves and near falls, Road Dogg with a huge DDT, HOOKS THE LEG, 1.....2.....3!!! Winner by Pinfall and new WWF Intercontinental Champion - 'Road Dogg' Jesse James
Rock and Wight are backstage, Rock is throwing every insult he can at him cause Vinnie Mac ain't around. Also, DX is backstage and they're celebrating Road Dogg's win. Billy Gunn says now Road Dogg has to give him a shot at the title, and Road Dogg says he will.
Shane McMahon vs. The Legion of Doom
- This isn't exactly the Legion of Doom, it's Patterson and Brisco. The construction is still going on in front of the announcing table. "Hawk" and "Animal" keep coming at Shane and Shane is showing that he actually does know some wrestling that he must've learned on the mean streets of Greenwich. Shane with a Bronco Buster on both Patterson and Brisco. X-Pac and HHH are backstage watching on the TV. LOD now double teaming. But Shane nails em both with the belt and pins them both simultaneously. Winner by pinfall: Shane McMahon
As Shane and Vince walk up the ramp, Undertaker's voice is heard, he says, "She's not home, but when she gets home, guess who will be waiting..." Just then we see the Ministry creeping up on McMahon's house. Shane and Vince are obviously disturbed by this...
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McMahon is on the phone talking to the security guard at his house. "What are you doing? Whatching television?"
Whatever the carpeters were constructing is done now and is covered by a cloth. JR and Steve williams come to ringside and JR uncovers the construction. IT'S HIS OWN PERSONAL ANNOUNCE TABLE!! It says JR on the front!! He sits down and gets ready to announce.
Owen Hart & Jeff Jarrett vs. Public Enemy - WWF Tag Team Championship Match Right off the bat, Johnny Grunge sets Jarrett up on the table outside the ring and he's on the top-rope.com but Owen makes the save. Jarrett/Hart in charge now. Cole and King keep talking about how a lot of people don't want PE in the WWF. Grunge is laying some fists into Hart, but the ref stops him, just as Jarrett nails Grunge with the guitar in plain view of the referee! Jarrett covers and gets the pin!! Obviously the refs don't want them in the WWF either! Winners by pinfall: Jeff Jarrett and Owen Hart
McMahon is on the phone with the sheriff of Greenwich. The Sheriff says he won't go to protect McMahon's house because he says it is a publicity stunt and he is watching McMahon on TV!
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McMahon is backstage, the phone rings, it was Undertaker! He said, "It's almost 10 o'clock, do you know where your family is?" But McMahon is backstage with the corporation and a plan!
Mankind is sitting in the Shark Mouth backstage, and he says that Socko is stinky and needs a batch in Paul Wight's Mouth!
Meanwhile Jim Ross is trying to talk over Michael Cole, but Cole seemed to have grown some balls and is standing up to him pretty well!
Midian vs. Big Bossman - Bossman takes control from the start. Keep in mind that Midian is the only Ministry member in San Jose, the rest is in Greenwich. BBM wraps a chain around his fist and punches Midian, he's bleeding. BBM opens the door and Test, Wight, Shane, Shamrock and Vince himself are all beating on Midian. McMahon grabs a mic, Vince threatens Midian's life if the Ministry doesn't get away from his house. Undertaker says that "the ministry is taught to die for the Undertaker if it is necessary, so go ahead, take Midian. We all got to do what we got to do." The feed to Greenwich is cut and we go to
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Shane is trying to call home, but there is no answer! Tensions are flying backstage! Cole announces that King went to the Playboy mansion with Sable. We see footage of King's tour of the estate. Wow! We see Hep! Hugh Hephner explains the magic wishing well to King! HAHA! King is in a cave/pool with a bunch of Playmates!
King is in the ring and announces that Sable is coming to show her entire Playboy spread! Sable comes to the ring wearing a little more than nothing. Sable announces the pages and all the good parts are covered up to the audience's dismay. Sable says to see it all, they'll have to pay. After the spread is shown, some new music is played, is it Tori? Tori says that she will show all for free. And then some words are exchanged and a match is scheduled for Wrestlemania!! Then Tori strips off her dress into her bra and panties!!
We see Austin backstage suiting up.
A police officer walks up to the door of the McMahon residency. He's searching around the house. Back to the mean streets of Greenwich where Willie Green and friends talk about a bar brawl that Shane came in and saved the day by beating on 20 guys. Way to go Shane.
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'Bad Ass' Billy Gunn vs. Hardcore Holly - Hardcore Championship Match Holly taking advantage of the Bad Ass right off the bat. Holly nails BA with a garbage can. Cole and Ross are battling it out over the mics. King is kinda working with them both, but Cole is really standing up to him and putting down Ross! Meanwhile, we got chairshots, steel stairs, brooms, garbage cans, and a HUGE Bulldog on a chair by Holly as he rams Gunn's face into a chair!! Gunn is getting beat pretty good. Gunn with a low blow starts to fight back! But Holly busts a coffee mug over Gunn's head followed by a huge chair shot, near fall! Holly is upset at the call, BA Billy Gunn gorilla presses Holly over the top-rope.com and through JR's table! Holly seems hurt because JR's table didn't break or give at all! BA BILLY GUNN gives Holly the BAD-ASSER and gets the pin!! Winner by pinfall and new WWF Hardcore Champion: Bad Ass Billy Gunn
McMahon back on the phone talking to the police officer, the officer obviously didn't find anything because McMahon is yelling at him to go check again!
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Back to RAW, we see a burning Undertaker symbol in McMahon's front lawn and Undertaker saying some threatening stuff about "she". And guaranteeing that McMahon will see the method of his madness.
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Triple H comes out and calls out Kane. "You're gonna burn BITCH burn!"
Kane comes to the ring but HHH cuts him off on the ramp and this battle is underway. McMahon is walking down the ramp. McMahon is calling for Kane's help and Kane takes a break from kicking HHH's ass to talk to McMahon, but HHH gets back up to get some more punishment. McMahon is almost crying asking for help, but Kane takes his mask off and it's the Undertaker!!! IT'S THE UNDERTAKER!! The lights go out!! Undertaker says, "It's just that simple, anytime, anywhere!" Wow, I was fooled!
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McMahon is backstage with Shane, Patterson and Brisco, and he is totally freaking out!
The Rock & Paul Wight vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin & Mankind - Rock gets on the mic says he's checkin both Austin and Mankind into the Smackdown Hotel. Wight comes to the ring. Mankind is next with a good pop. He goes after Wight and is getting beat on. Glass shatters, the place goes nuts and Austin is opening a can of whup ass on Rock and Wight! Austin alone with Rock, taking charge, tags in Mankind and he takes over. Austin back in, and action goes back and forth Austin can't get the stunner, Rock runs up the ramp, Austin tracks him down and nails him, back in the ring, Rock immediately takes control until he turns his back, Austin tags in Mankind, body slam, kick of the elbow, and Mankind goes for the Socko elbow! Off the ropes, over Rock, and into the foot of Wight in the next rope! Wight tagged in. He's taking full advantage of Mankind. The Big Show not showing any mercy. HUGE Side Russian leg sweep! Rock tagged in. Sets him up for a corporate elbow to a HUGE pop!! Austin knocks Rock off the cover, Mankind rolls up Rock for a near fall! Rock back in control. But Mankind plants a DDT!! Both men down Mankind gets the tag first and is beating the hell out of Rock!! Austin blocks a Rock Bottom and Rock dodges a stunner! All 4 men in the ring and this one is out of control!! All 4 now outside the ring! AUSTIN ELBOW DROPS ROCK THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!! All 4 men are counted out. No winner by count out
Raw comes to a close.
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